OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE
Update:
AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS
the secret to losing followers is being yourself
Everyone deserves a great love story. Nick Robinson is Simon Spier in #LOVESIMON– coming out in theaters March 16th.
“I feel like the reason why people say "I love you” so early in relationships is because we’re already falling and scared that they won’t be there to catch us. Or maybe that we will stop falling or we just won’t stop.“- (Things I want to tell him but might actually never do it)
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
louis: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
harry: Wow. They sound stupid.
louis: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
harry: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
louis: I guess you’re right. Hey Harry, I love you!
harry: See! Just say that!
louis: You can’t be fucking serious?
harry: If that flies over their head then, sorry Lou, but they’re too dumb for you.
louis: Haz….
louis: Harry and I don’t have pet names for each other, that’s ridiculous.
liam: Right, okay. Say, Lou, what do bees make?
louis: …Honey?
harry: [from the other room] Yes, dear?!
louis:
liam:
liam: Never lie to my face again.
neqx